" piss down "

 [ "pissing down" ]

1: raining so much it seems like all of the worlds water is coming down on top of you

  * e.g.,  ... "im not going out its pissing down" 

 [ "pissing down" ]

1: raining so much it seems as if an enormous elephant is pissing down on top of you

  * e.g.,  ... it was pissing down so much that i decided to stay at home 

 [ "pissing down a barrel" ]

1: This phrase has absolutely nothing to do with getting drunk. More accurately, 'pissing down the barrel', a phrase used by the British Army of the Napoleonic Era. Referring to the battlefield expedient of urinating down the barrel of a musket to clear black powder residue, when you didn't have the time or opportunity to clean it properly with clean water. The phrase became a way of referring to any action taken as an improvised expedient; then becoming a synonym for emergency or last-chance measures; and finally used to refer to any action that seems hopeless or with little chance of success.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dig in and hold them as long as you can." 

 [ "Pissing it down" ]

1: Raining cats and dogs / raining on Dave Landins' parade.

  * e.g.,  ... Look outside, holy shit, it's pissing it down. 

 [ "pissing down my leg" ]

1: chewing someone out; severe reprimand; the act of verbally punishing someone for a misdeed.

  * e.g.,  ... Because I did not finish the project on time, my boss spent half of the morning pissing down my leg. 

 [ "piss down my leg" ]

1: if you are being constantly bitched at you have to "piss down your leg" so you don't make any nose when you pee because you might get bitched at for that too.

  * e.g.,  ... My girlfriend is always bitching at me, I pretty much have to piss down my leg so that doesn't make her mad too. 

 [ "Pissing Upside Down" ]

1: Engaging in a frustrating pursuit that consumes more effort that it is worth. The idea is that "pissing upside down" is an ineffective way to do something very simple, and likely results in getting wet.

  * e.g.,  ... "I just wanted to get a quart of oil out of the garage but I bumped the boxes of scrapbooking supplies, which knocked over a bottle of brake fluid that split open and is getting everywhere. Now I'm pissing upside down." 

 [ "Pissing Upside Down" ]

2: See Struggle-Bug

 [ "don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining" ]

1: something you say when someone lies to you, cheats on you, betrays you

  * e.g.,  ... john: i love you anna. 

 [ "Sit Down Piss" ]

1: A feeble, weak specimen of a human being who when he needs to urinate must adopt a "sit down position" due to him having a maggot sized penis hence the saying sit down pisser!

  * e.g.,  ... Mark kicked open the toilet cubicle door to find Elliot having a "Sit down piss".